Birthday Milestone

HAPPY B-DAY JOY JOY!!! can’t wait to kick it with ya when u hit cali!!! atma’s gonna get the double-duty brown azz booty whitebred cornfed super slam!!! courtesy of joy joy and pankau. so…did u ever make out with jen d?

Yo man! What’s up with the beggin for b-day props? Geez, geta girl yo! I’m just fuckin’ wit-cha. I didn’t know you were older than both D and me, wow. I hope you give some ladies some petrified red wood in they’re……

Have a good b-day. have a long island for me.
ps. kevin lies, chicks like em’ young and rich

Hey Mr J: Congratulations on the birthday. 30 is nothing. It’s all in the mind. Except for when you’re finding yourself incontinent. That has very little to do with mind control. But that’s several years off, I’m sure of it. Enjoy your day!

Happy berfday Jamie. I’ll put one back for you tonight. And don’t worry, getting older only means your getting closer to death! So stay cheery!!

HA HA, Jamie’s getting old! Feeling a little lonely on your bday that you had to remind us all? I hope you get to do something fun today, you deserve it. If you were on this coast baby, I’d give youa gift you’d never forget Welcome to your 30’s, I’ve loved every day of it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJP!! I’m almost there with ya!
Hope you have a wonderful day! Make sure you wear your Depends and go easy on the Bengay.

Have a great one and congrats. It’s nice to know no matter how old I get, you’ll always be older. What a nice thought.

Happy Happy Birthday!! I’m sure turning thirty’s a trip. I wouldn’t know… haven’t done it yet. But as my sister said to me, which helped put it all in perspective, “Hey, it’s better than the alternative.”

Lots of Love to you!
(but from all your responses, I see you already get it)
Aimee

From the DDC to the JJP: Gary and I send you our warmest wishes from the Northeastern neighborhoods of Portland, Oregon. Hittin’ 30 is a big one, but, a good one. I found myself kind of fearing it as my “roaring 20’s neared their end.” So I went home, and spent the big day with my parents back in Michigan. Cake, kids and presents. Good stuff. I gotta tell ya, my 30th and 31st years have been my best…with work, and dogs, and travel and general living…so, I got a feeling you got a good dose of the same coming to you. (+) A trip up to those Redwoods sounds like a “perfect way” to ring in the new decade. Dig those roots and widths…the ferns and sunbeams. Be sure to get up reallllllly early to see the joint in all it’s wet, dew-y, prehistoric glory. Lots of good Bigfoot lore there too. Happy Birthday JJP!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA… YOU SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY…GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Jamie. I wish I was going to the redwoods with you. That’s much cooler then going on a wally world vacation to hot Florida. If I was rich I would opt. to fly out and visit and make sure you get drunk… Anyway, happy 30.

Miss Ya, L.

Happy 30th B-day JJP! I’ll be sending the denture cleaner, Depends, and joint pain-relief tablets in the mail. I received mine back in March. haha

Wish I was there to celebrate with you. I’ll have to plan a trip to come up to SF soon.

The redwoods are amazing & they’re older than Jesus.
Happy B-Day grandpa…. today you’re as old as the hills.
Take it easy.

Waddaya mean my comment is awaiting moderation?
Isn’t my comment good enough?

Happy birthday ya old goat! Haha, na man all in good fun you know. Now you can use the phrase age is like a fine wine it gets better as the years go on, or something like that

cl

Dear pinty-

Happy Birthday bro! Seems like you have plenty of shout-outs but I guess another one from a true hoodrat like me won’t hurt.. so HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PULL PULL. I’ll take you to Curves when you’re in LA for a little birthday treat-trout fishing in the heavyweight division just like you like ‘em.

If that ape touches me when you’re in SoCal I’m going to flatten his little pinhead and feed him his own curried cauliflower ears. That clumsy gorilla broke my toilet with his bear paws and now I have to take a “hand bath” in the tank just to flush the goddam thing.

birthday truce,

B

welcome to the club baby!

wow- joe… i didn’t know you had friends like that. anyway- you know my broke ass don’t have a computer so i had to wait til today to wish you a happpppy bday. welcome to the thirties! membership includes monthly deliveries of hair coloring, wrinkle free creams and weekly passes to geriatrics anonymous where we talk about getting old and achy bones. hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
love ya joe! now it’s on to 31.

I want to wish a Happy Birthday to a person I hold very close to my heart………
Jo may u enjoy this day and may being 30 may just like turning 21 all over again……….
Soon 50 will come around and we will be older than dirt join the 30 club………
Love ya………….kathy

Jamie - take it from me sweetie, it only gets better from here on out! Have fun and keep travelling…it keeps you young.

miss ya-
cp

hi everyone, i’m a pussy and my arms are like pipe cleaners. i’m an anorexic piece of gutter trailer trash and like to rip off talented hard-working artists. i like to wine and complain about nothing in hopes that someday someone will pay attention to me.

anyone listening?
(dayum, i’m still a loser)

XXX = 30

looks like it is going to be a wild year.
have a nice rough ride

congrats from berlin

SWEET CHRISTMAS!

Thanks folks for all the comments, e-cards, voicemails, and postal love to commorate the occasion; it really means a lot!

Wow Jamie! Congratulations man - you’re, like, an adult or something now! Here’s wishing you at least 30 more wonderful years. I’d like to think that as you go into your thirties things start to fall in place and make more sense - you get to know yourself even better than you thought possible. So if that happens for you, share the wisdom with us that are still trying to make sense of our late twenties! Happy belated birthday!!!! - Heart!

Happy 30th Joe! Sorry for the late wishes…Just wanted to make sure I didn’t get lost in the shuffle!
Hope to see you soon!

happy b day buddy i know it is late i just got your website from my sister. i will be e-mailing you to catch up on our lost time, love you always remember what we wrote in our yearbooks from MCSM no matter how long, or how far we are apart we can never be seperated in spirt.