Golf Bachelor Party
August 13th, 2005
Filed Under: The Usual Rant

The latest bachelor party I attended involved my first-time-ever golf outing with some great friends down in San Jose in celebration of Dennis getting married this past February. So what, if the bachelor party is AFTER the wedding!? This is the 21st century and the Jenkins-clan are never the type to follow convention. Before hitting the greens, we gathered for breakfast at the International Vegetarian House which had some good non-meat/tofu dishes but it had this weird religous cult vibe thing going with all their in-house literature and TV programming. Once we finished fending off the speldor of Christ it was off to the putting tee’s and that’s where I saw that Andrew and Joe would never match my sophisticated D game. Andrew’s friend Matt was pretty good too from what I saw. But luckily, I had Dennis as my golf-cart mate for the entire 18 course outing who is just better enough than me to let me know how much I really stink at this stuff. The closet I came to Tiger Woods in my game all day was the logo of the Le Tigre on my shirt. I think the highlight of the tomfoolery between Dennis and myself was when I jumped/fell out of the golf truck….that tends to happen when you smoke cigars and drink Tecate in the sun all day long. Just ask Andrew and his dad to confirm this. It was a good time, and I couldn’t think of a better group of people to play a sport with for the first time then these goof-balls. Dennis had the honor of wearing a tiara all day long to commence his special day and he did so with pride.
(some more pictures can be seen here)
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3 Responses to “Golf Bachelor Party”
Monkey Nutz
I see your TW glove…you should have ended the Photo page with a pic of your scorecard.
..:JJP
I would have shown the scorecard if the final tally was valued the same as an IQ test.
Monkey Nutz
Ouch, you must be in trouble then.