The Island

In my attempt to be brief I shall bullet my review as follows:

• Very kool visuals. Basically it’s Spike Jones makes the Matrix.
• Old Orwellian concept, doesn’t really offer any new or provocative insights. Kinda like 6th Day in substance.
• Too much product placement, especially with that MSN search crap….it took all my super strength not to barf on the midget-snot-twirler sitting on my right.
• Ewan McGeggor is awesome, even when he’s doing flicks just to pad the $ta$h.
• Needless to say Scarlett Johanson is hot….but can she really act!?
• Futuristic L.A. traffic is even scarier than it’s current traffic…and that’s pretty damn scary in itself.
• The obligatory love scene had me submarining in laughter.
• Dijimon Houson always looked like he was sweating, but he was the HNIC and that was sweet.

2 STARS out of four.

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