Tubby Colin
October 4th, 2005
Filed Under: Sports Junk, humor
¿Por Que? ¡Por Que EVERYTHING!
Rolling to the border, Bartolo Colon seems to have added a few pounds in just these past two seasons. Sure, he helped pitch the Anahiem Angels to victory over the New York Yankees in the playoff divisional series game opener , but that’s not why I’m razzing the guy. I mean look at ‘em…he’s a professional ball player and he’s just so overtly obese it’s unbelievable! Then LNG chimed in as to how “el Gordo” and his tres chins (T.C. for short) could’ve gotten so large. After a half an hour of gut-busting laughter we came up with a few reasons of how T.C. managed to put on the extra weight….and how we could lose ours by laughing for another half-n-hour.
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6 Responses to “Tubby Colin”
Luke
nice animation JJP!!
Reido
Yes.. He’s looking Super-Sized!
gabe
stop picking on fat hispanic people let him live, food is good
LNG
Your work on exposing the fat bastard is superb. The detail of his inner desires, well what can I say, you have said it all. All of you who rooted for this pseudo L.A Team can kiss my diet free ass.
Monkey Nutz
He won the Cy Young!!!
LNG
Did Triple Chins win Cy Young or did he eat it. His E.R.A. was over 3.00, the games that he did win his team gave him an average of over 6 runs per game and just because he was the only 20 game winner does not automaticaly preclude him the award. Not only that if his fat ass was in shape he would not have broken down at the end of the year when his team needed him most. T.C. is suppose to be a world class athlete, not a poster man/child for “Obesity is my World”. If you are going to be that big, take some ‘roids so Congress can talk about you not your waistline!
I’m not a hater I’m OLD SCHOOL
LNG