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I need a belt, badly


Though I have become aware of this fact over the last couple of months, the reality of it all hit me the hardest while I was out enjoying my Italian adventure the other week: I don’t fit into my pants anymore. That’s right kiddies, somehow yours truly managed to shed about 20 lbs. (9 kilos) over these past seven months. I was around 185 lbs (84 kilos) before I left the USA.

I’m fine when I walk around because my big ol’ butt keeps the pants from actually falling straight off — but if I conduct even a slight jog forget it, down they start coming. The funny thing about it is that it’s not like I’m starving myself or anything. I think it’s just the combination of being more physically active by walking around more frequently, as well eating smaller portions of food at any given time being the two main culprits for the weight loss.

I’m told I don’t look bad being a bit leaner, and certainly I feel more energetic on a regular basis. Which got me thinking about how I could have been heavier back in the states in the first place?! I think besides the lack of excercise, and eating big meals in few sittings it’s all that corn syrup that’s loaded into food back home. At least that’s one theory a fellow compatriot & classmate offered, but I tend to agree. Too much additives and junk in our food these days. It also helps to get off the couch once in a while too.

Whatever the reasons for sheding the extra pounds, I’m just sick of having to pull up my trousers every 15 minutes so I’m hunting down a half-decent priced belt today since I can’t buy new pants anytime soon. Wish me luck.

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10 Responses to “I need a belt, badly”




Comment #1
August 8th, 2006 at 12:28 am
Andrew R. Jenkins UNITED STATES Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 Says:

Yeah, you could probably chop off another fiver if you lost the mop. Cut that shit Pippi Pippin.:grin:

In case you want your twenty pounds back, I have them. They’re safely tucked under my shirt.

Comment #2
August 8th, 2006 at 12:45 am
..:JJP UNITED KINGDOM Mac OS X Safari 419.3 Says:

No dice on the locks; chicks dig it bro. :cool:

And don’t sweat the twenty-pack — I have plenty of Guinness here.

Comment #3
August 8th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Andrew R. Jenkins UNITED STATES Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 Says:

Pippi. I Said Pippi, Damnit!

http://inkspeak.com/?p=308

Comment #4
August 8th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
..:JJP UNITED KINGDOM Mac OS X Safari 419.3 Says:

Ooohhh, okay, okay, I stand corrected. :oops:

Sheeesh!

Besides, I much rather be compared to Pippi than Pippin anyway.

Comment #5
August 8th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Monkey Nutz UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 Says:

DAMN the bad thing is I know the feeling. Had to buy a belt last Domingo and didn’t know what size to get. Lost close to 20, and that’s with building muscle. PLUS my “formerly” slim jeans seem to be Fat Boys big now. I don’t have money for a new wardrobe, and (JJP you should love this) I have no more benefacters. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

Comment #6
August 8th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Monkey Nutz UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 Says:

Now cut the hair and we will have the return of BridgePorT JJP.

Comment #7
August 8th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
..:JJP UNITED KINGDOM Mac OS X Safari 419.3 Says:

Nooooooo, c’mon now, I ain’t that skinny. Bridgeport JJP was malnourished, while London JJP is just leeeeeeean.

:cool:

Comment #8
August 8th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
..:JJP UNITED KINGDOM Mac OS X Safari 419.3 Says:

Oh Snap, I just got that “benefactors” bit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA…

Comment #9
August 8th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Monkey Nutz UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 Says:

You like that huh? In BPT it wasn’t malnourished, the food was there (you had imported food), but it was the stress!!!

Comment #10
August 12th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Sara UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 Says:

I know how you feel Jamie, I myself have found that none of my pants fit either as I have lost a mere 25 so far. I’m tellin’ ya…its the corn syrup….haha. :grin: Plus, it may also be the added stress put on from a Mr. Paul McNeil.

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