This website is dedicated to Simon Adebisi who is that infamous character on the gritty HBO series "Oz" about prison life in the good ol' U.S.A. and it just so happens that one of my good buddies T.J. looks just like Adebisi in a picture I took of him recently. It's from that photo the inspiration of this webpage took place. It is here that you will discover a world of "Adebisi-isms" that you can share with your incarcerated loved ones and fellow aspiring convicts.....just don't drop the soap, ya dig?!

Name: T.J. (A.K.A. Ton-Ton Bisi)

WANTED FOR: money laundring

Hobbies: little ceasars

URL: www.jupeykrusho.com

Name: Bruce "Bisi" Banner

WANTED FOR: Immigration Fraud

Hobbies: Smashing, ripping and yelling,

URL: www.hulk.com

Name: Simon Adebisi

WANTED FOR: raw dogging it

Hobbies: wearing hat while bending you over

URL: OZ character Bio

Name: Taye "it-ain't-so" Diggs

WANTED FOR: Wearing pink on T.V.

Hobbies: smelling daises, acting hard and crying

Name: Charlie "Bisi" Brown

WANTED FOR: Wiggerism

Hobbies: acting like a littlle bitch

Name: Chewbacca A.K.A. Uncle Chewie

WANTED FOR: Carpetbagging

Hobbies: shooting lines of Jawas

URL: www.starwars.com