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Conversational Gems
Over the years I have amassed a variety of quips from various times and places. Y'know, commentary from everyday life. There is no particular order of these confabulating jewels of yap, but I do tend to post the majority of recent entries ahead of older ones; though every now and then I dig up an old one or two and add it to the top of the list. On average you can expect about 10 to page. Enjoy!
Quotes posted since Aug '05:
"She's probably feeling guilty because she's been sleeping with the woman's husband."
— Amy Arroyo, offering her explantion as to why a mistress would be willing help plan a birthday party for her lover's spouse.
— Amy Arroyo, offering her explantion as to why a mistress would be willing help plan a birthday party for her lover's spouse.
"Cooler than the other side of Stuart Scott's glass eye."
— C.P. Worrell, on getting tired of hearing the ESPN news anchor man's trademark slogan "cool like the other side ot the pillow".
— C.P. Worrell, on getting tired of hearing the ESPN news anchor man's trademark slogan "cool like the other side ot the pillow".
"I won't hit a girl, but I'd slap a bitch!"
— Mr. Adams, Alana's boyfriend, in response to hearing that she was being pissed-off by another female.
— Mr. Adams, Alana's boyfriend, in response to hearing that she was being pissed-off by another female.
"Matt's false enthusiasm sucks the life out of you."
— Chad Schmidt, commenting on a fellow co-worker's unsuccessful attempt to instill comradery among his staff.
— Chad Schmidt, commenting on a fellow co-worker's unsuccessful attempt to instill comradery among his staff.
"I think current gasoline prices are treasonous, I mean gas these days is more expensive than cocaine."
— Chris Rock, discussng on Bill Maher's show the current surging cost of auto-fuel in the United States.
— Chris Rock, discussng on Bill Maher's show the current surging cost of auto-fuel in the United States.
"I would be pissed if I wasn't able to get health insurance for my lover of 3 years while a Britney Spears type can wed in vegas in just a matter of minutes. Give gays the right to marry already. It's not like they are going to wed in a Catholic church. There's marriage in the eyes of the law, and there's marriage in the eyes of the church. Only satan-worshipping aetheists like myself can get married in the church."
— Chad Schmidt, replying to an satrical e-card I sent which depicts George W. Bush wearing a single cross earing, playing a guitar and singing his conservative views to the tune of George Michael's "Gotta Have Faith".
— Chad Schmidt, replying to an satrical e-card I sent which depicts George W. Bush wearing a single cross earing, playing a guitar and singing his conservative views to the tune of George Michael's "Gotta Have Faith".
"Atleast if you're going to be deformed, be symmetrical about it."
— Tia Susi, responding to my description of another driver to my left.
— Tia Susi, responding to my description of another driver to my left.